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 | shortmagnum
Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 848 Wisconsin 
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2005-04-07 109547
1. Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
2. Life ain't about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
3. Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.
4. Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
5. A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
6. Words that soak into your ears are whispered... not yelled.
7. Meanness don't jest happen overnight. Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
8. Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
9. It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge. You cannot unsay a cruel word.
10. Every path has a few puddles.
11. When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
12. The best sermons are lived, not preached.
13. Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. 14. Don't judge folks by their relatives. 15. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. 16. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.
17. Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.
18. Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
19. The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm, 'cause the colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.
20. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
21. It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
22. Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
23. The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every mornin'.
24. Always drink upstream from the herd
25. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
26. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.
27. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
28. Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
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 | Art White
Join Date: Jan 2000 Posts: 6898 Waterville New York 
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2005-04-07 109549
Good advice for any one! ....
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 | Justus
Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 179 Justus, Pa. 
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2005-04-07 109551
I think I'll POST those in my shop. Maybe it will help me follow a few more of them. ....
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 | Murf
Join Date: Dec 1999 Posts: 7249 Toronto Area, Ontario, Canada
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2005-04-07 109553
Forgot one ....
"Sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're dumb than to open your mouth and prove them right."
Best of luck. ....
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 | BillMullens
Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 649 Central West Virginia 
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2005-04-07 109559
One more:
Make hay while the sun is shinin'.
Bill ....
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| nhrockcrusher
Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 26 Ft. Thomas, Ky.
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2005-04-07 109561
Another
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough. ....
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